Show 869: Orange is the New Black Hole – 11th August – Edinburgh Festival Fringe

A women’s prison in space

Some of the world’s most dangerous criminals are locked up in the space prison. Three in particular are notorious – Long-armed Cindy who breaks necks; Billy Big Eyes who takes people’s eyes; and, worst of all, Shorty, who avoided paying tax and thus was responsible for insufficient funding of vital serivces back on earth and is thus responsible for the death of thousands.

The key thing is for Warder Johnson to keep everything running smoothly. And, whatever you do, don’t fall in love with one of your prisoners…

This probably wins the award for best title of the Edinburgh run. Bravo, audience member…