Show 685: We Will Chop You – 25th November, Apollo Theatre, London

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Show 685: We Will Chop You – 25th November, Apollo Theatre, London

A ninja training school on mount Fiji. Yes, Fiji.

Three sisters join ninja training school to learn to be great ninja’s like their great father, who was betrayed and murdered.
While Katya Brown is loyal and rational, the fiery Roberta (‘hot tempered like Campbell’s Cream Soup’) wants action now against the foul Scourge of the Lotus, and will not listen to Master Sensei’s quiet reason.

However, when Roberta attacks the Lotus compound with it is the third sister, who she has persuaded to come with her: Zimbabwe Brown, who ends up both the mightiest of the three – in battle she goes ‘crazy like the lion’ – but also discovers a taste for power that drives her into the darkness…

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Show 685: We Will Chop You – 25th November, Apollo Theatre, London

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