Show 419: Is It Me Or Is It Cold?, 9th Feb 2013, Derby Theatre

Iceland

As the sulphurous rumblings of Iceland’s almost unpronounceable volcano threaten a fiery apocalypse, things aren’t going well between Beth and Frank – Beth’s had 24 children, and her fertility is freaking Frank out – so he goes to see Brunnhilde the Norn sister and gets the gift of prophecy, while she gets free food from Benjio in Aisle 4 of Iceland. Which kind of makes things worse.

An ark is built. Frank takes the children, but Beth stays in Iceland’s premier sauna / bar with her best friend Benjio to weather out the ash cloud. How do you spell Eyjafjallajökull? Like that….